MF, Oral, Ass Celebs: It did NOT happen. The rapper Nicki Minaj had been a crush of mine for about a year. Almost every time I found myself on the Internet I would end up searching for gifs or pictures of Nicki and her body. I generally thought nothing of it, seeing as I lived in a small village in England and would never get the chance to see Nicki in real life. It became merely a small hobby to marvel at her perfect ass and beautiful tits.